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look at his face I got an idea check
this

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out

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That's cool.

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Hey, you guys shouldn't be in here. My
dad will be mad.

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Yeah? Well, you're too old to be playing
with dolls, Stuart.

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We're doing this for your own good.

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Just trying to help.

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Screw his butt.

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Butt it!

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It's in his butt. It hurts.

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I wouldn't know.

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I mean, the screw, like, went into my
hand.

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Come on, get it out. Oh, my God. He's
bleeding.

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Cool.

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Don't worry.

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I'll fix it. Come on, buddy. Do
something.

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Settle down, Beavis.

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Okay, this is gonna, like, hurt you a
lot more than it's gonna hurt me.

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Now hold still, dumbass.

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Cut it out, bunghole!

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Oh, my God.

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I think this screwdriver is, like,
broken or something. Oh, my God.

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Butthead, you've got to get Beavis to
the hospital.

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Don't worry, Beavis.

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It's not the first time you've screwed
your hand.

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Oh, no.

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My waiter is a lean cuisine.

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He has a nice smile, straight teeth.

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Perfecto. Do you have a phone number?

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Yeah.

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Do you want me to have your phone
number?

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That's Italian dudes like... I cannot
get Italian girls.

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They all think I am loser because I am a
busboy and I live with my mom.

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Yes, but American girls.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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How do you say, like, an easy girl? Easy
girl.

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I'm not fat.

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But I have watched season two and three
of Jersey Shore.

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I know this is not true. Yes, you are
easy, like whore.

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This is why I'm with you.

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You're not my first choice, but you are
the sluttiest. I worked my way up from

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you to Snooki, then to JWoww.

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I come off as, like, a hard exterior,
and, like,

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I can take, like, when the boys pick on
me. Yeah, she has a hard exterior, but

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deep inside, she has a soft, nasty,
slutty center.

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Go!

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Get in there and have sex with him now!

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You're wasting all our time.

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Yeah, what TV show do you think you're
on here? Come on.

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I don't care.

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This dude's like, she will not put out.
How about I jump in bed with you guys?

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I am soft like woman.

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He realized he has to go fill water
glasses.

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Uh, Beavis screwed his hand.

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A doll!

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Yes, he has a doll, I see.

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Here, have a go.

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Give me! No!

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Ow!

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Come out, butthole!

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Mr.

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Beavis, a doctor will see you now.

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You might die.

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Shut up, whatever.

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There's nothing more I can do.

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I'm sorry.

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Love it.

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Do not fear, my children.

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Soon, I will transition to a new plane.

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But first...

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Leave me and Sister Mona alone so I can
share my sacred essence with her one

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more time.

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Wait, beloved.

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You said you will come back to us in a
new vessel. How will we know you on your

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return?

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Well, I... Is this where the screw
penetrated the action figure's butt?

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Uh.

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Yes. I believe that is where the screw
made its point of entry. Yeah.

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Entry.

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Here's the thing. I won't be able to
remove it by simple extraction without

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further damaging the surrounding soft
tissues.

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That's what happens when Beavis screws
his hand.

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Tissues. Do you need to be here? Uh,

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yeah.

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Okay.

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Leave these on for a week. I'm going to
let your friend hold these for you.

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These will help manage the pain. You
should take one three to four times

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okay? But no more than that.

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Sometimes these can cause hyperactivity,
especially in younger people.

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Okay? Take care, boys.

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Cool.

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How many did he say? Come on, butthead.
Give me my painkiller vitamin thing.

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Butthole.

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That's better. Not bad.

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A little bitter, but... Whoa.

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Hospitals are cool.

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We should just, like, hang out here.

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He's so beautiful.

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What are you guys going to name him?
Well, we've always liked the name Theo.

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am Cornholio.

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You will name your baby Bonholio.

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Is he an albino?

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Julio Bonholio.

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He will be an albino and a gringo.

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Are you going to feed them with your
boob?

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That would be cool.

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Oh, man.

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Is that guy dead?

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Or are they just, like, sleeping?

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I don't know, but either way, it's cool.

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Is

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this

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real? Housewives of Detroit.

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I think that chick in the back is
dancing to a

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different song.

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I'm locked.

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It's so cold in the deep.

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It's so cold in the deep.

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This is hard to dance to.

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Something's off.

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I think she was in Lion King.

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, I like her better in this, though,
you know?

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Yeah.

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This rules.

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It's so cold in the deep.

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Why would the Beloved have health
insurance?

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He is the light, the leader.

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Beloved? You mean Myron Turtlebaum?

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Yes. Now, why would the Beloved need
health insurance, since he is the

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of all that is healthy and pure? Well,
the essence didn't have any health

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insurance. I am Cornholio. No, I'm
gonna... I have polio in my bunghole.

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Interesting.

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He speaks in tongues, just as the
Beloved said he would on his return. Is

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possible?

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Excuse me, young brother. May we ask you
a question?

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Are you threatening me? My bunghole will
ask the questions.

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Why do I not use kippy for my pippy?

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The beloved always did like riddles.

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You will be love my bunghole.

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For I am the great Cornholio. I need
kippy for my bunghole.

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Look,

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his hands.

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He has the stigmata.

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Stigmatatata from Lake Titicaca.

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The markings the beloved also spoke of.
He is the one, the new messiah.

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Would you like some taco?

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I am the beloved bunghole.

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Uh,

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check it out. An Indian.

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Um, something I always wondered about
Indians.

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Are they Mexican?

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Uh, beaver?

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Yeah. Remember you asked that question
in social studies, and the teacher sent

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you to the principal's office?

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Oh, yeah.

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And the principal didn't know either.

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You know,

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until they started setting stuff on fire
and breaking stuff, I thought this was

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that J .C. Penney back -to -school
commercial.

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Did you know that Indians use every part
of the

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firework? Whoa, really?

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Nothing goes to waste.

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Cool, yeah.

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Boy, you don't want to park in the Cage
the Elephant's parking lot.

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Can't really.

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Cage the Elephant is not responsible for
any damage done to your vehicle.

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Do you know what Cage the Elephant
means?

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Oh, yeah.

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Not like I'm choking your chicken.

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Beavis, you think everything means that.

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But, uh, in this case, it does.

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Whoa!

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That guy just caged an elephant.

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No man should be without TB.

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For there is but one bunghole.

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The almighty bunghole.

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The beloved is trying to tell us
something that I do not understand,

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He's clearly channeling a higher source.

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We must bring him back to the temple so
others can help interpret his meaning.

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Thank you, beloved, for not making us
wait long for your return.

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Let us take you back now to our
community. There are many people there

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be happy to receive your message.

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Hey, baby.

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Want to receive my message?

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Good news, Brother Untar. The Beloved
has already returned and brought with

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a prophet.

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Exalt the Beloved.

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Hey, guys. I came to see how Beavis was
doing. Get out of here, Stuart.

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We're like prophets.

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Where are you guys going?

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These people want us to, like, get in
their van.

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And there's chicks.

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Why don't you just move along, Stuart?

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That sounds like a bad idea, Butthead.
Remember, stranger, danger.

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Brother Butthead, would you like to
bring your friend?

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Uh, no.

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He wouldn't fit in.

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I'm thinking about getting boob
implants.

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Oh my gosh.

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And so I'm kind of excited.

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Let's check talks through the back of
her nose.

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Yeah, her mom does too.

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I make sure that I have my bills paid.
We have food to eat. I deserve to at

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least treat myself.

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Deserve to at least treat myself.

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Does that cost a lot of money?

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Does that cost a lot of money?

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I'm going to need your help because I
can't, you know, lift Sophia.

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So I'm going to take some time off while
I meet with the plastic surgeon.

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Great, he has a mustache.

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Okay, now just go ahead and arch your
back for me a little bit there. Yeah,

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yeah.

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Let me just go ahead and take these home
and load them into my computer.

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Yeah, notify all the guys.

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As far as fees, saving implants are $1
,000 cheaper than a silicone.

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The doctor said you got to spend money
to make money.

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Mom, I'm just calling you because I just
got my loan for the breast

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augmentation. I just got my loan for
breast augmentation.

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You can get a loan for big boob? Uh,
wow.

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I'm going to take out a loan to get a
bigger schlong.

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While you were at school, I called up
our lawyer.

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He's like, Mom, all I want from you is
to shut up and take care of my baby and

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get me my new boobs.

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It's anybody's business unless I die.

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I don't think it's anybody's business
unless I die.

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And I will never die, for I am teen mom.

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Nice to meet you.

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Welcome. You ready? Uh -huh. Okay. And
this is where you sign your life form.

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Okay, where do I find... Breath
augmentation.

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He's here! He's here! Are you
threatening me?

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You must all bow down to the almighty
Cornholio!

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Now!

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Why does he refer to himself as both
Cornholio and the almighty bunghole? It

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the duality of nature that only the
beloved can fully understand.

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You are all bungholes, each and every
one of you.

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And now I must go, for I am the great
Cornholio.

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I need keeping for my bunghole.

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Bring me your tipi.

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All your tipi.

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You do not want to face the wrath of my
bunghole.

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There must be more tipi. More tipi. More
tipi.

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Now.

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Repeat after me.

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I am the great Cornholio. I need tipi
for my bunghole.

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So, like, want to share our essence?

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I'm a prophet.

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It is not time.

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This place is starting to suck.

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It is troubling. We have spent all our
savings on toilet paper, and yet the

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beloved still seems unsatisfied.

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He was very angry we could not get him
more pills.

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He clearly needs to cleanse himself of
toxins he absorbed in the great

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We will have the festival of rebirth
tonight.

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And tomorrow, we will have the great
conception.

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Gather all the young women and tell them
to prepare their bodies for his sacred

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essence.

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And get him more of those pills.

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I am an albino.

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no bunghole.

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You will now make an offering to the
almighty bunghole.

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For I have an albino in my bunghole.

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You must now offer the bunghole.

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I'm tired.

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Let's get out of here, Beavis.

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All these chicks want to do is talk
about spiritual blessings and stuff.

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We're never going to score here.

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My hands hurt.

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Cornholio, Prophet Butthead. Tomorrow we
will engage in the Great Conception.

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The Great what?

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Contraption what?

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Yes, tonight the vessels must prepare
themselves to receive your essence.

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There will be a... Well, the essence
must have vessels in the blue. Let's get

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out of here, Beavis.

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Perhaps it's good that they rest up for
tomorrow. Yes.

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It is very good that the Beloved and
Prophet Butthead are so young. They must

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have great energy to make love to us all
tomorrow.

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Let's play Fox.

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And here is the bed.

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Is this the teen mom where she gets her
boob operation?

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Yeah, cool.

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Now let's see how these things turned
out.

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Breast augmentation.

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I'm afraid we've lost her.

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Don't worry, her boobs are fine. So no
refunds.

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Looking good.

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Did her dad just say looking good?

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Yeah, nice boobs, honey.

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Come on, get down those stairs.

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They didn't give you fake legs.

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Yeah. You didn't walk this slow after
you had the baby.

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It's okay, honey.

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It's okay.

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I know the baby is bumming you out.
Don't worry, I'll get rid of her.

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Not on my arm. Not on my arms, Dad. On
my boobs.

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Dumbass.

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She's like, don't feed those to the
baby. I need them for my boobs.

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And bring the frozen tater tots, too,
before she eats those.

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That beloved place sucked.

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There were, like, all these chicks
following us around, but then they

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want to do anything.

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Yeah, that sucked.

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Now I can't even spank my monkey.

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Beavis, are you all right? Did those
people...

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Touch you?

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No.

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Oh, good.

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Well, my dad wanted you to sign these
papers saying you're not going to sue

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Cornholio, we need you to return for the
Great Conception.

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I'm, like, busy.

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Go away.

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We don't understand.

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Wasn't the Beloved reincarnated in you
to tell us what to do? Is this not what

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you want?

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He's the Beloved now.

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Go bother him.

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Get out of here.

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Where are you taking me? To the Great
Conception.

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Conception? Doesn't that mean something
with sex?

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Yeah.

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Oh, right!

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What a dumbass.

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He thinks he's gonna score.

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Yeah, really.

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What a dumbass.

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Yay!

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